1) Write a very forced, bad and unfunny script (satirizing something works even better)
2) Use really obnoxious acting
3) Either don't color in the characters, or color them in crazy hues that don't make any sense
4) Try to animate in the style of an already-established animator (remember, it doesn't matter if you're drawings are inconsistent and the physics doesn't make any sense--no one will care anyway because your animation is nothing more than a shadow of another's)
5) Include really weird and wrinkled faces randomly (zooming in on them for a quarter of a second will increase video quality to optimum performance)
6) Be sure to add the line-shake effect
7) Have a very abrupt and confusing ending
8) And above all, remember to make the entire thing as close to a psychotropic drug trip as you can
9) Now just sit back and wait for no one to watch your video
10) Repeat steps 1-10